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    Friday, January 19th, 2007
    Friday
    January 19th, 2007 at 7:38pm
    Calling All Dolls!
    I am issuing a call out to all dolls to follow in my foot steps and join the LJ community. I can't claim total credit for this brilliant idea, thanks d!

    I was recently informed there are more dolls as sassy, demanding, and interesting as I am. UNITE UNITE! I say let us come together and bitch in all our dolly glory. Plus with other dollie friends I won't look nearly so short.


    So consider this the official issue of The Dolly Challange. Take to those keys girls and boys!

    Current Mood: creative
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    Thursday, January 18th, 2007
    Thursday
    January 18th, 2007 at 12:28pm
    Whispers of Nicki
    Well, it looks like someone in this house may be getting Nicki fever. I'm not sure how I feel about this. I was just starting to feel at home and now I might have to share it with someone. I have been assured that it is because of me that Nicki is starting to look appealing. I'm the first Girl of the Year doll brought into this house. Looks like I might have started something.




    Well, if that hussy does end up coming to live here I have a few demands:

    Panties (how much longer am I going to have to wait)

    Laptop

    Electric Guitar

    A fuller wardrobe

    My own room/space

    Desk

    Swivel Chair

    You can see my demands are pretty simple.

    If she gets a horse I get all that crap. And don't look into buying me boogie boards... I want a full sized yacht.

    K-Bug

    Current Mood: bitchy
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    Wednesday, January 17th, 2007
    Wednesday
    January 17th, 2007 at 12:48pm
    Product of Bordom


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    NerdTests.com User Test: The What Would U Do Test.

    Current Mood: bouncy
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    Tuesday, January 16th, 2007
    Tuesday
    January 16th, 2007 at 7:00pm
    Public Access TV
    It was icky out all day today, so I became a house recluse. I cuddled up on the couch and got a warn blanket out of the closet and took to channel surfing. Public Access TV SUCKS. Between fishing TV-and no thank you I don't care what kind of insect to use to ensure that big mouth bass catch, the 700 club- no, I do not take people who die their hair purple seriously, to mock court tv... I went with the people's court.

    The only positive thing I can say about such programing is that you do walk away feeling better about yourself- but then again you loose all faith in the ability of your fellow man.

    I did watch one show that really PISSED ME OFF. This single dad refused to pay his child care bill. Doesn't sound so bad? Listen to his defense. His single strongest defense (which his girlfriend had to be in court giving her two cents even though she isn't the biological mother nor guardian of the child) was that the woman providing the care was a lesbian, thus he shouldn't have to pay. He kept trying to hammer home the point that "They should have told me they were lesbians" I'm sorry, lets ponder this a moment. What you are saying is that this woman should sit down with all potential clients and say "The cost of tuition is $X, we open at 7 AM sharp and close at 6 PM, you provide you child's breakfast- diapers- and change of clothes, we provide lunch and an afternoon snack,, I am dating Brenda- who is a woman, each month you must pay a security deposit" Ok, lets play that game that Sesame Street taught us as kids, "One of these things is not like the other, one of these things JUST DOESN'T BELONG"

    This is what I have to say to you good sir, JACK ASS You homophobic retard, there really should be a test that allows you to reproduce- because you sir would have surly failed and never wasted these ladies time.

    All in all, I learned a valuable lesson today. I really need to get cable.

    K-Bug

    Current Mood: cranky
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    Monday, January 15th, 2007
    Monday
    January 15th, 2007 at 10:13pm
    Day 3 and still a looser
    Ok day 3 entry 3 and I still don't have any friends. How exasperating. I mean is the world really that prejudice against short people with limited mobility? Or maybe its the make of my skin?! I thought people were into vinyl. Screw you world.

    Perhaps, I'm meant to be the aggressive one. Pursuer of friends.... doesn't really seem to fit me. I guess I'd be happier in my hermit like little world, secluded from society because of my inability to be extroverted.

    But onto my day... Nothing happened. Yep, there was rain. That didn't stop the out of school idiots from running around making as much noise as possible. Not to mention the moron that felt honking at 8:30 on a holiday for an hour straight was a good idea. Here's an idea... get out of your fucking car and knock on the door. I said it was raining try more like sprinkling- they probably get wetter when they talk to people- splash back from their own spit. If I had my way I'd vote we enforce the laws of nature- and bring back natural selection... let me grab my gun. Of course, they don't let dolls vote-----yet.

    So yeah I realize that I'm consumed with my own materialism. Of course, I am a material item- so I suppose it makes sense. I'm going to start composing my lists of wants and deliver them to the girl with the cash. I still am waiting on those panties, but in addition I demand a personal lap top and some kind of lounging zone. Feel free to send me your donations... oh and I don't accept second hand shit.

    K-Bug

    Current Mood: annoyed
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    Sunday, January 14th, 2007
    Sunday
    January 14th, 2007 at 9:08pm
    My New Threads
    Its me again, the little doll with a big attitude. I'm feeling much better today. Having survived my emotional scars and recent psychological disabilities, I feel that life is on the way to a happier place.

    I guess that someone has been reading over my shoulder as I type, because up turned a new outfit today. It is much more to my liking. Black skirt with neon green netting and a corset like top done in a stretchy ribbed material and faux leather. I've got some shoes on loan, cheap mary janes, but I'm told that industrial boots in my size are coming my way. A better fit to my personality than a beach sundress. Who did they think they were kidding? I mean, I like the beach as much as the next person- but come on! Pasty blues and flowery purples just don't seem to be my thing. I'm told my eyes were made to be drowned in black.

    Still missing those panties. How hard can it be to at least fashion me a thong? After all the trouble the outfit was- I mean come on.

    Really, I don't mean to complain but I'm afraid its just in my nature. What's the point of writing if you aren't ranting?

    Well, that's it for me tonight. I'll see if I can con........ I mean talk someone into taking more pictures of my latest fashion statement. I think next time I want something in plaid.

    K-Bug

    Current Mood: content
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    Saturday, January 13th, 2007
    Saturday
    January 13th, 2007 at 11:05pm
    Numero Uno and the Lone Ranger
    Here I am. My name is Kailey and I stand about 18 inches. I've got the ideal blond hair with extreme highlights but fate blessed me with the unique combination of brown instead of blue eyes. Not really the boys meow, even though I'll never become overweight or get wrinkles. Stuck in an 8 year old vinyl body and there isn't a damn thing I, or anyone else, can do about it. But none of that is either here nor there. I have decided to start my own blog.

    Life really was a downer for me up until yesterday. Stuck with a small child who didn't appreciate anything she had... or at least that's how I interpret it. Tossed in a bag and thrown to the mercy of GoodWill. Do you have any idea what its like to be abandoned then lie in the dark, waiting, thanking what ever superior being that may exist that dolls don't require air and that I wasn't born with fur and left to drown among the raging rapids of the local creek. It felt like years. Finally, when I was reintroduced to the light- blinding fluorescent- my first breath of freedom and then WHAM stuck with a sickening orange price sticker and where else but smack on the face. 2 cm over and it would have been some kind of sick retail gag. And what did they brand me with but 2.99?! WHAT? Strung out STD positive hookers are going for more. I think I remember seeing a used toothbrush, suspiciously covered with something brown, with a higher asking price....

    I'm not usually filled with such anger, but I'm still coping. I'm sure there is some form of permanent damage... probably some abandonment and self worth issues- but I hear therapy comes cheap these days.

    End of story, within minutes of my arrival on the floor I was snatched up by a very nice individual. The bag ride home wasn't exactly commendable, but as it stands now my hair is in perfect condition and I'm fairly well clothed. Not that I'm complaining but underwear and shoes wouldn't be a bad idea- hint hint.

    I think that will do me for now. I'll write again soon but time demands my departure.

    K-bug

    Current Mood: lazy
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